In the book of Samuel, David fought the giant, using just a sling and stones, a boy quite self-reliant. In a stream along the way, David found some rocks. He selected five of them and stuffed them in his socks. He called the giant, called him names, said things ab

One teacher said this to his students before the final test. "A" is for God. "B" is for me and my wife. "C" is for the perfect student. "D & F" are for all other students.

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Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?" Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that." Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily noise. Say, "Hmmm,

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown. A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass. Admiring the cute wooly creatures, she said to the shepherd, "If I c

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