Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years" Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button. When asked what the capital of California was; answered

FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT THE ART WORLD "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." Pablo Picasso. "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs,

FUNNY QUOTES ON DEMOCRACY AND GOVERNMENT "Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least." Robert Byrne. "Democracy is too good to share with just anybody." Nigel Rees. "A government that robs Pete

A man is marooned on an island for ten years and has given up all hope of ever being saved, when suddenly, one day, a woman washes ashore. Her clothes are all tattered, and she is clutching a little waterproof bag. It seems that her ship also hit the coral reef off the island and has sunk. She, to

Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a broad When Oprah comes on, I turn off the TV I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee I go to a barber, not a beauty salon Don't pluck out my eyebrows just to draw them back on Don't wax my pubes so I can wear shorts I use my tu

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What women want in a man at age 25: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover Wh

You'll need to hire a personal injury lawyer if you suffer an injury that results in significant damages. But in any given city, there are probably over 20 pages of personal injury attorney listings in the phone book. How do you pick the right one? What do you look for? What questions should you as

Yes, here are the jokes and funny stories about marriage and married life. Plus some jokes about getting married. Policeman: I am sorry to have to tell you this Mr Brown, but you wife has just fallen into the wishing well and drowned. Mr Browm: It works! Wife: What do you mean coming home ha

God I hate Christmas with all it's good cheer I hearing people laughin' but I shed a tear Folks they just love ya' one day of the year The rest of the time they wouldn't come near ya' They send you a card full of love and best wishes Then in the New Year th