- Announcement:
- It is the responsibility of the bride's family to announce the wedding in the local newspaper. The announcement should include: A photograph of the bride (A high school yearbook picture is
acceptable); Name of the groom, education completed by both bride and groom (DO NOT include elementary school, unless that was the terminal degree.); current employment and planned residence after the
ceremony (If living with the brides parents, it is NOT necessary to specify where in the house you will reside).
- Invitations:
- Since you are having a planned wedding and you are expecting a lot of free stuff, you MUST send out invitations! They do not have to be lengthy. Something like "You are invited to
watch so-and so and so-and-so make it legal on ______." will suffice nicely. If you don't want to be so formal you can always run down to the local bar and yell "If you ain't doing nothin'
on _____ why don't you stop by my house for a cold one about 2 o'clock. Me and the Missus-to-be are having some friends over to watch the ball game and witness our wedding."
- Proper Attire:
- For the bride, the key words are "be conservative." No matter how good it may look, refrain from wedding outfits made with spandex or adorned with fringe. Excessive slits and
dips also are frowned upon. This is NOT the occasion to show the world how big "THEY" are.
- For the groom, a rented tuxedo is haute courture, but if it means the difference between going on a honeymoon and staying home, consider some alternatives. For example, a leisure suit with
a cummerbund and a clean work shirt can create a natty appearence. And though possibly uncomfortable, say yes to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
- The Ceremony:
- No matter how urgent the event, loaded weapons have no place at the alter. At the point in the ceremony that says, "If anybody has any reason why these two should no be joined in holy
matrimony..." tell the preacher not to pause too long, old flames sometimes die hard and talk too much. As the ceremony is concluded, you and and your new spouse should realize that a short kiss
will do. This is neither the time nor the place to demonstrate your sexual expertise to the world. That's why the video camera was invented.
- Reception:
- Remember to reserve the UAW hall far in advance, and avoid Saturdays, since that's bingo night. It is perfectly acceptable to ask guests to wipe their feet before entering the hall. After
all the cleaning deposit can be the difference between an oil change and a full tune-up for the car. When dancing never remove undergarments, no matter how hot it is!!
- Common Wedding Questions and Answers:
- Q: Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding?
A: NOT if you are the groom.
- Q: How many showers is the bride supposed to have?
A: At least one within a week of the wedding.
- Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except "Tied to the Whipping Post".
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