Funny poems - Relationships Poems

Relationship Poems from the world\'s greatest poets.

My tongue hangs from a distance Oh if you only knew How many times I've fallen over While I've been watching you. You go about your business So blissfully unaware Of this hot and passionate woman Who can only dribble and stare. Your funny little grin And your co

You touch my hand and look at me. There is a message in your eyes Which makes me fidget nervously Although it does not much surprise. If I had any sense I'd flee, Make some excuses, tell you lies, Suggest that I could never be Party to such an enterprise, Say that I

He asked me out on our first date The excitement was intense As we faced each other in the car He seemed a little tense. I think I made him nervous He had a silly grin His leg was shaking just a bit I got beneath his skin. I couldn't see why he would be So anxiou

How can I compare your beauty to other faces? You seduce me in the sunshine unashamedly, knowing I cannot look away. My soul cries out more, more, and again I search your dark eyes until I'm strapped in a trance like state. You proceed to tease my lips wi