Funny poems - Baby Poems

A Collection of Baby Poems and Poetry from the most Famous Poets and Authors.

My wife gave birth last night, But Jesus what a fuss! All that screaming and a wailing, You know guys - it wouldn't happen if it were us. I told this to my missus, Told her to take it like a man, She fixed me with an evil glare, Said I would understand... "I'm going

Thank you for the party Mum My birthday was such fun I know my friends will all come back When I have another one The cake you baked was special I never would have thought Mum That a no-egg, no-milk, no-butter, chocolate-free, fat-free, sugar-free, date & pumpkin cake W

I wish I was a foetus I never would be bored Sitting in my uterus Swinging on my cord. To worry obstetricians I'd be a proper beast I'd change position on the hour Transverse, oblique then breech. To student midwives I'd present A mystifying case I'd hide mys