☻You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!  

This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting a

If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other tha

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☻Sex is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do y

A girl was sitting on a chair at the gas station she worked at. She looked up and saw her boyfriend walk in. As he was looking at snacks, a man walked in and pointed a gun at her. He had been admiring her ring her boyfriend

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you

Upgrading to GirlFriend 4.0 I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted w

☻Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. ☻I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... o

Two blondes are walking in the forest when they come across marks in the ground. One says to another, 'Oh, look at the deer tracks!' 'Those aren't deer trucks, you dumb blonde!' says the other. 'They're bear prints.' 'Deer tracks, you dumb blonde!' 'Bear prints, you dumb blon