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Roses r blue, Violets r red, Im crap with colours, but wicked in bed. roses r red, poppys r 2, but ill do anything 2 b with you Roses r red Voilets r blue 2 hell wiv da colors I really luvs u Roses r red, sky lights r blue! Love

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

☻You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!  

☻Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside …

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. The accident occured when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the othe

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little con

☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand  

"When I was six years old I met him in the playground and he came up to me with a daisy, just the one, and knelt on both knees and asked me to marry him. So I pushed him over then ran away. Two days later he came

Sue and Jane are shopping together at the supermarket. When they get to the vegetables, Sue hefts a good sized potato in each hand and says, "You know, Jane, these remind me of John's balls." Jane, impressed says, "Hmm, that big, huh?" "No", Sue answers. "That dirty."

A path winding across the horizon over mountains, across seas through blue skies and gray never ceasing, continuous. My love for you. - A.J. Miller -

KILL THAT LOSER WITH SOME CRACKING TXT INSULTS   ☻Them: You:

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. I'm her mother.

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy

sum friends e worth bein thrown,sum r good 2keep,sume r 2 b treasured 4ever;i think u r the one 2 be thrown in the treasure box 2be kept 4ever wherever you go, whatever you do, you know ill always be there for you, so if youre alone, theres no

If I had a thousand pages, I could never name them all, The reasons that I love you, For the list would be too tall. I love you for the melody, I hear within your voice. The way your blue eyes hold me, A captive, but by choice. I love you for your gentle hands, That melt away my pain.

BITE OF U The length & breadth & height of you total up to quite a view, but to taste the true delight of you I'll have to take a bite of you.   UR SMILE Your smile is a general my heart a soldier   STARS

Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex: - The first kind of sex...SMURF SEX. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The second kind of sex...KITCHEN SEX. This is when you have been with your partner

MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 01. Nothing improves with age. 02. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it. 03. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. 04. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. 05. No sex with anyone

☻Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you