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One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ wi

convocation function which will be held on 13 feb at c.c.s university campus is full of frods.their is no complete session results are present of the Department of Microbiology.and they announced the toppers which are wrong.No body hear the problems of the students. Pls publish this news as possible

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You wake up face down on the pavement. You put your bra on backwards and it fits better. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. You see a '60 minutes' news team waiting in your office. You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and they aren't there. You tur

What the Doctor says What the Doctor really means "This should be taken care of right away." "I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself." "Welllllll, what have we here..." Si

Midlife is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. Midlife women no longer have upper arms; we have wingspans. We are no longer women in sleeveless shirts; we are flying squirrels in drag. Midlife has hit when

FUNNY TV QUOTES "On cable TV they have a weather channel - 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window." Dan Spencer "My father hated radio and could not wait for televis

Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper where most accidents happened within twenty miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address as the las

FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT DOCTORS AND MEDICINE "My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more." Walter Matthau. "Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head

☻NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one

Old Yeller "You spineless, good-for-nothing, drag-ass, no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see you're making me miserable?!" Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell Advantages: Pays attention to you Disa

Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.   Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.   PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.   Men would get reputations for sleeping around.   Si

Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match? Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!" Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly Disadvantages: May wise up someday Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothi

One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office. Apparently, they are there to file a divorce. Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story.... This couple had been quarreling all their 40

The Perfect Day For Her 08:15 Wake-up to hugs and kisses. 08:30 Weigh in 5 pounds lighter than yesterday. 08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants. 09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil. 10:00 Light workout at club

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus?" Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor. The following was actually turned in by two of his English students: Rebecca, and Gary. "Today we will experiment with a new form called the tandem story. The

From the very Begining, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were

☻When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!

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A chemist walks into a pharmacy and says, "Do you have any acetylsalicylic acid?" The pharmacist asks, "You mean aspirin?" "That's it, I can never remember the word." "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor says, "Tell h