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If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas! Smilin is infexous u catch it lik d flu.wen sum1 smild at me 2day i startd smilin 2.now im infectd iv sent it thru

You'll need to hire a personal injury lawyer if you suffer an injury that results in significant damages. But in any given city, there are probably over 20 pages of personal injury attorney listings in the phone book. How do you pick the right one? What do you look for? What questions should you as

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Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u! If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is

These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. ere asked for a brief statement describing their particular accident. 1. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 2. I thought my window was down but found it was up when I put my ha

☻I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but he back sooner than xpected!i asked y?He said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!"

☻Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends. ☻To

☻From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen

☻My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart

☻You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!!  

☻God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ☻For the hand that rocks the

☻i wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the

FUNNY QUOTES BY DAVE BARRY "Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet." "The only really good place to buy lumber i

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station

Why not spice up your relationship and get multilingual? Below are instructions on how to say 'I love you' in 40 obscure tongues.  Just tap them into an SMS and

☻Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.   ☻Reality is an illusion that

Women should learn these! Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opport

☻20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand  

☻A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things. ☻life is short! if you dont look around once in a

☻I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because every time I fall in love... it never seems to last.