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Favorite Romantic Quotes #1     Real love stories never have endings.     Richard Bach Favorite Romantic Quotes #2     Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.     Halen Favorite Romantic Quotes #3    

What I Want in a Man What I Want in a Man (age 22) Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer things Full of thoughtful surprises An imaginative, romantic lover, e

What women want in a man at age 25: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover Wh

"Haven't I seen you before?" "Nice butt." "I'm a Romantic." "I'm poor." "I need you." "My hand is tired."

Call her the next day. Always laugh at her jokes. Tell her (truthfully!) that you can't wait to see her again. Offer her a back rub, without asking for one in return. Call her just to say you were thinking about her. Bring her a teddy bear and chicken soup when she's sick. Writ

Don't imagine you can change a man, unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there. Never let your man's mind wander, it's too little to be out alone. Go for

Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imagine that you can change a man unless he is in diapers What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. If they put a man on the moon - why can't the

For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell." "Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you." They went outside and hailed a taxi driver. "Please ta

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long

roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATED Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry. We need... = I want It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want... = You’ll pay for this later. We need to talk... = I need

Hot Flashes You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. Night Sweats The person you sleep with complains about snow piling up on the bed. Mood Swings Your husband jokes that instead of buying a wood stove, he is using you to heat the family room this winter. Rather than just saying

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.