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 From Bad To Worse.
Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.
Worse: You're in it.
Bad: Your children are sexually active.
Worse: With each other.
Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Bad: Your wife's leavin
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Funny stuff - Miscellaneous
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When Visiting The Family
Be real nice and sit up tall,
eat your dinner- and I mean eat it all.
Be polite when at another's home,
smile and laugh, never groan.
Let Grandma pinch your face quite a bit,
pretend to be calm instead of throwing a fit.
Don't tell about Mommy's crazy mood
or the day that
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Funny poems - Family,Friends Poems
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The Good Sport
A shame it was about old Bert, they said,
A drinking man, a sport, a thoroughbred;
He' d never meant ill to beast nor mankind
And seldom would utter a word unkind.
Forgot, meanwhile, the less than perfect Bert,
Libido pert and ego girted Bert,
Attractive flirt and far from call
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Funny poems - Wedding poems
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Women and man
WOMEN <=> MAN
• RELATIONSHIPS:
When a relationship ends, a woman will cry and
pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and she
will write a poem titled 'All Men Are Idiots' Then
she will get on with her
life. A man has a little more trouble letting go.
Six months af
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Jokes - Other stuff
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Huge Collection Of Quotes.
McGowan's Madison Avenue Axiom:
If an item is advertised as "under $50",
you can bet it's not $19.95.
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Van Roy's Law:
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other
toys.
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the
bathroom door you're on.
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Are These True Facts?
After extensive study of the Shroud of Turin,
it has now been theorized that Jesus had
muttonchops.
Citizens in Ohio unsuccessfully tried to start a
charitable organization called "The Salvation
Coast Guard". (thanks to Eric Snyder)
After he was President, Harry S. Truman b
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Facts - Other Facts
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True facts
Any month that has a Friday the 13th also
has a Wednesday the 25th.
John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.
In 21 states, Wal-Mart is the single largest
employer.
Jim Gordon, drummer of Derek and the Dominos
("Layla"), killed his mother with a claw
hammer
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