The Girlfriend Catalog
Old Yeller
"You spineless, good-for-nothing,
drag-ass, no-talent son of a bitch! Can't you see
you're making me miserable?!"
Also known as: She-Devil, Sourpuss, the
Nag, My Old Lady, Warthog from Hell
Advantages: Pays attention to you
Disa
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9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy - "Tickets to the boxing match?
Oh, darling, you shouldn't have!"
Also known as: Whattagal, Precious, one of the
boys, My Main Squeeze, Doormat
Advantages: Cheerful, agreeable, kindly
Disadvantages: May wise up someday
Old Yeller - "You spineless good-for-nothi
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